Professional friends and roommates extraordinaire, Rufus Jones & Anonymous Boy tackle the every-day grind in a world of elegant monsters, grungy inventors, benevolent stoners, generic pirates, mad scientists, bustling wastelands, rollercoaster highways, candy creatures, evil robots, runaway trains, lines so long they lead to the future, grumpy uncles, giant insects, unfair taxes, skeletal secretaries, fantasy knives, elegant animal-people, unorthodox explosions, sentient numbers, speedy pizzas, angry planets, exiled cheeseburgers, titanous elementals, Draculas, apocalyptic catastrophes, cats who write novels, romantic urges, surrealist politics, wandering skyscrapers, haunted race cars, intergalactic Gods, and sub-par renting conditions.

But the real adventure begins when Rufus and the citizens of Unacceptaville begin to realize that they not only understand, but cherish everything Anonymous Boy has told them, despite him having never spoken a single word.

He just showed up one day.

Owns the apartment that Anonymous Boy showed up to that one day.

“Yo, I burned my eyeball makin’ tortellini.”

“I just beat up the biggest, toughest guy in Tewksbury. He’s bloody, I’m not. What’s that tell ya, pal?”

With great responsibility comes little to no power.

After being bitten by a radioactive man, this unassuming Dancing Peacock Spider adopted human powers, became a devout breakfast enthusiast, and now works at the DMV.

When questioned about the ellipsis, Spider…Man was quoted as saying, “It’s-it’s just-all the flippin’ lawyers! All the time!”

Driven mad by his clockwork skull, Dr. Preposterous serves as the antagonist of season one (The twist? He's hapless. Not a spoiler.)

One of Dr. Preposterous’ nefarious creations. Mistake Number Fourteen can conquer the Ninja Warrior obstacle course in record time.

However they are often defeated by doors with standard knobs.

Yet another one of Dr. Preposterous’ horrible critters. The Candy Man is an omnivore, feeding mostly on foraged greens and the occasional drifter.

Meet Beta Bot, another invention of Dr. Preposterous’. The beloved poly-bomb-shaped tank-tread-bot is armed with a series of nifty-nabber hands, yard sale gizmos, and standard issue weapons.

Beta Bot can’t fire a gun, but it sure can throw ‘em!

Quadrillionaire cuttlefish from Dimension X.

A high strung secretary / cursed cage skeleton bat working for Dorian Valentine.

Likes cats, hummel dolls, and melodic death metal. Dislikes bullies.

Political activist, social innovator, and actual person in a cartoon universe. Sagari’s got her work cut out for her.

A punk-rock wasteland warrior with cosmic key tattoos and a gun on her hip. Likes musicals, mechanical engineering, and knife throwing (feels like golf).

Also - immortal (she doesn't know why (but I do!))

Side note: Animation styles in the Rufus Jones universe are treated as hereditary traits. Some characters are rotoscoped, some are 2D traditional, some are squiggle vision, and so on...

Mary Gloom, goth couture fashion designer and military tactician posing in her trademark Vantablack neon ensemble and signature spotlight umbrella.

A dashing, mysterious warrior of the wasteland surrounding the city of Unacceptaville.

The Wasteland Man is armed with a modular sword and a gun full of phoenix hearts.

One day,  living scribbles and crude drawings rose from the dump, wearing whatever they were born into. One climbed up the nearest telephone pole and yelled, “Thanks for all the clothes.”

And then they just stood there. In the middle of streets, shops, and homes. For days.

He’s been trying to shoot Anonymous Boy for a good few years. Luckily our A.B. is a slippery devil.

The cat on the left wrote the last three episodes of the hit TV show, Lost. The cat on the right belongs to Wendy.

Jeff, Jade, and Jerry Hoskins.

One’s rough, one’s tough, and one’s had enough.

Self-explanatory.

Space dog (a dog that hails from space (outer)).

Though known for his strength, Jefferson Lawnmower is also a good listener.

The show-within-the-show, Speedy Pizza follows the white-knuckle adventures of Rex Deadlift as he protects the California highways from a pizza that’s moving at near-light speed.

Rex’s haunted-yet-trustworthy Formula 1 may not be able to outrun the pizza. But together, maybe they can outsmart it.

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